"If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one."
- (via socaltides)

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ursoyesterday:

Lindsay Lohan | Ultimate You (Freaky Friday Soundtrack)

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swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

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unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via humorking)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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