• Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
  • me: opens tumblr
  • me: sees pictures of band members
  • me: makes weird noises
  • me: rolls off bed
  • me: rolls out window
  • me: rolls into street
  • me: rolls off the earth
  • me: floats into space
  • me: incinerates in the sun
  • me: reblogs post
At least once, you've done this.
  • Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
  • Me: AM I PREGNANT?
  • Me: Wait...
  • Me: Still a virgin.
  • Me:
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  • Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
  • Me: Seems legit.
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